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6 Liquid Ass Spray, 5 Fart Bomb Bag Stink Crap Gag Gift
$ 31.67
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Fun Smelly Prank Kit
6 Liquid Ass Spray, 5 Fart Bomb Bags, Stink Crap Gag Gift
You are getting 5 bags of fart bomb bags, 6 bottles of liquid ass spray as shown here:
Product Description
Enter the Fart Bomb Bag! A sick and twisted improvement over an age old gag...the time honored stink bomb. This is not your father's stink bomb, as this bag of gaseous death releases it's noxious odors on a self-release timer of sorts. Simply crack the Fart Bomb Bag's internal vial to allow the chemicals to mix inside, then quickly vacate the premises before the thing blows!
Similar to Bomb Bag but with the horrific stench, once this stink sac is ruptured there is no turning back. A cataclysmic stench of biblical proportions violently ruptures forth, spewing it's nasal-toxic fumes, laying waste to anyone foolish enough to be caught in its path. The moment you get your first whiff of the acridly pungent fumes can only be compared to head butting a speeding school bus with your nose bridge.
Point being...whether used for laughs or good old fashion revenge the Fart Bomb Bag is one sick prank!
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Men!
Tired of trying to impress the guys down at the job site with your machismolic gastrointestinal prowess? Well no more spending countless hours funneling beans and cabbage down your gullet to fuel the fart brew stewing in your bowels! Just waft a few beefy squirts of Liquid Ass in the air and you'll assert your aromatic dominance!
Ladies!
Tired of your man cheating on you? What better way to mark your territory than to marinate your significant other's gotchies with a hefty dose of Liquid Ass. Even the dirtiest bird won't give your man a second glance when she gets a whiff of the fetid corpse-like fumes emitting from your man's underpants!
Kids!
I'm not going to even touch this one. If you don't know what to do with this stuff, then put down the video games and start being a kid! Oh the hilarious havoc I could have caused if I had a bottle of Liquid Ass as a kid...so many funny pranks...so little time!
These are just a few of the hundreds of everyday uses this truly ingenious product, capable of perfectly replicating the noxious fumes of a class 3 biological assmergency, can provide you! Liquid Ass is made in...um nevermind...this is one of those products that you are better off not knowing where or how it is made...we'll just say it's made in the USA and leave it at that. So pick up a bottle of Liquid Ass today and you won't believe how handy the instant malodorous smell dispersal of Liquid Ass will become in your very own daily life!
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